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Nicole? More like Nicool amirite ladies 8)

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itssassyphan:

reigisaswimminginmyheart:

ah2spooky:

beahbeah:

also: SPACE SHEETS

i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these

The sex would be

OUT OF THIS WORLD

GET OUT

OF THIS WORLD

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Tagged: #WANT #YEA 
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sparkleholethess:

Good to meet you lasagna.

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zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

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isimonito:

prozdvoices:

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I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.

This is so beautiful there is not a day I will not reblog this

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bae caught me slippin

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Tagged: #pugs 
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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

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gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

🔫🍭😎🌽🌸

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Me: I might not have the nicest smile or rippling abs or a lot of money, but I DO have-
Doctor: Herpes… You have herpes. I’ll give you some time alone.
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I have school in the morn wish me luck

Tagged: #personal 
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mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

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my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

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actuallycrying:

LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE

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piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

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