this must be what tumblr looks like irl
Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone
they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face
this is a good invention i wouldn’t want anyone to see the bandaid on my face i dont wanna look likea frickin nerd
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out
THE LAST ONE
The real world.