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Nicole? More like Nicool amirite ladies 8)

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 48 minutes ago - Reblog - 298568 Notes
"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"
In high school they told us: There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.
Once I was in college a professor said: Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.
In high school they told us: In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.
Once I was in college a professor said: Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.
In high school they told us: Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.
Once I was in college almost every professor said: You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.
In high school they told us: If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.
Once I was in college a professor said: Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!
In high school they told us: You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.
Once I was in college almost every professor said: Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.
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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 52 minutes ago - Reblog - 43432 Notes

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 54 minutes ago - Reblog - 0 Notes

I finished my homework yay

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 54 minutes ago - Reblog - 35032 Notes

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*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 55 minutes ago - Reblog - 272630 Notes

aslightlyangryfeminist:

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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What the FRICK

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 57 minutes ago - Reblog - 804907 Notes

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 1 hour ago - Reblog - 54359 Notes

human:

when someone says they dont like me

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 4 hours ago - Reblog - 1639 Notes

awwww-cute:

incredibly cute hippo born in Sweden yesterday

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 6 hours ago - Reblog - 87323 Notes
Anonymous Asked: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

Sep. 16th, 2014 - 8 hours ago - Reblog - 22623 Notes

unclefather:

greatelsewhere:

themysteryofthedruids:

here’s a 13 second video of ducks bobbing their heads to bossa nova music

yes

yes it is

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 10 hours ago - Reblog - 703624 Notes

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 12 hours ago - Reblog - 566870 Notes
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point
Sep. 16th, 2014 - 15 hours ago - Reblog - 619378 Notes

dayoldtampon:

the lip synching is so accurate

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 17 hours ago - Reblog - 282175 Notes

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

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Sep. 15th, 2014 - 20 hours ago - Reblog - 580 Notes

foodffs:

Skinny Broccoli Cheddar Soup

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

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